私の熱い体をしごきたい

Hey my little masturbator. I know why you're here today. You're here because you want to take that cock out and masturbate to me, aren't you?

Well, today's your lucky day because I just happen to be wearing a sexy little bra and a sexy little jean skirt.

And that should be enough to get your, well, rocks off I suppose. No?

Because this doesn't turn you on.

Well, I obviously can't help you.