私はリビングルームの窓辺でタバコを吸います、そして、おっと、私はおしっこをしたいです:)

I sit on the living room windowsill to smoke my ziggy in the cool and quiet of the night! ;) When an urgent urge to piss takes me... Too well posed, I piss on the floor of my living room and continue to smoke!! Too good 😍